Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Ninja assasins, 0ctober 7,2010

Ninja Assassins!


Captain D is hard at work. Every morning at 5 am, a group of 15 women can be seen training hard at the S block park. Move over neighborhood patrol here come the gang of girls! Eve Teasers BEWARE!

D is my neighbor. Sick and tired of the rising crime rate against women and the growing animosity of Delhi men towards women; she decided to form her own ‘special task force’ as she calls it. This group of women has been training hard at martial arts past 6 months; they intend to acquire more specialized training in the future. The aim is to be on duty whenever and wherever. “Delhi men need to be taught a lesson. Since they refuse to budge, we must give them a taste of their own medicine” This special task force will be on the prowl wherever they go and come to the rescue of any person they see being harassed. In time, they feel their group will grow larger and the women in Delhi much safer.

Aye aye captain! Maybe being dragged out on the streets and being bashed up by women is exactly what Delhi men need. After all, why should boys have all the fun?

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